Run down of my fellow teachers

Ashley: So how is ur cohort of teachers

do u like them

 me:  They are an interesting mix

I am staying with a British woman now since I left the hotel i was in

and she's great

there's a girl from New Zealand who's cool

and girl from Michigan who thinks she's so great bc she speaks the Moroccan dialect

 Ashley:  o wowwwwww

 me:  the wierd guy from Arkansas who after 2 days already got a stash of hashish

 Ashley:  hahahah omg

 me:  and the Trust-fund-hippy guy with blond dreads from England who's a stoner

 Ashley:  wowwww

what a mixxxxxx

thats crazy

 me:  yup

and then the guy from dirty Jersey

who thinks he is in Spain

bc he's got this whole Euro thing going

 Ashley:  LOLOLOL omg im dying laughin

 me:  and cant accept that you cant flush the toilet paper

that you cant leave your phone number for the waitress bc "she looks exotic"

 Ashley:  HAHAHAHAHA

 me:  bc her brother and father will KILL YOU

 Ashley:  O MY GOD joanna

 me:  and he just doesnt get it

its bizarre

 Ashley:  yea he doesn't know the culture

 Ashley:  has anyone tried to talk to him

im dying

 me:  haha

 Ashley:  but BAD

 me:  oh ive told him he's nuts

that you cant do that

that he should at least look under wikipedia and read about morocco and islam

like just a little

i swear....he's nuts.

the first day i met him

he was staying at the same hotel as me

he knocked on the door

and asked if i was an AMIDEAST teacher

i said yes

and he asked me if there was internet at the hotel

I looked at him like he had 10 heads and said "ugh no"

(needless to say the 'Hotel Central' is a little shabby chic)

he said he really wanted to watch a football game

he was dying to watch it

 Ashley:  hahahahahahahahaha

hahaahahahah

 me:  I said "um do you realize that it's Sunday night, at midnight.."

 Ashley:  how is he going to survive

 me:  "and YOU'RE IN AFRICA!!"

 Ashley:  is he just happy go lucky

 me:  no..just oblivious

completely oblivious

I asked "why did you leave your number for that waitress...you dont speak french and she doesnt speak english"

oh well you can still be together, it just makes it interesting!

I said "yeah for like a week!"

Num nuts!

 Ashley:  hahahaha omg what is his name

i am going to ask u to tell me stories about him

when we talk every timeeee

i haven't laughed that hard in awhile

 me:  haha ok

his name is Gabrielle

idiot

So we started clases this week

 Ashley: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 me:  and of course the teenagers want to leave early

bc they're teenagers

but you can't let them

 Ashley:  yea

 me:  even though of course, the teachers want to leave as well

and the kids parents are paying a lot for the classes

so he finished like 30 minutes early bc he's an idiot and didnt prepare enough

and didnt have anything else to do

so he just let them go

30 MINUTES EARLY

so the director was walking around and asked where the students went

he told him

and the director said "Do not do that again"

idiot

i doubt he'll make it

 Ashley:  omg

wow'

how can such a dumb dumb get into the program

 me:  I have no idea

he got his TEFL certificate and just picked a place

 Sent at 2:57 PM on Friday

 Ashley:  yikes

so who is this lady ur staying with

is she in the program as well

or is she a director

 me:  She is another teacher

we met the first day I was here....i met the director in the office and she was there

she's a blonde, blue eyed british ball buster

I love her!

She's been teaching for like 20 years, taught in Nigeria, she's a trooper